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This is me whipping out my virtual wallet and cornering you with photos of my wonder kid.
26 Wednesday Oct 2011
Posted Children, Love, My Little Big Baby, Photographs, The Third Year, Toddlers
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Posted Children, Love, My Little Big Baby, Photographs, The Third Year, Toddlers
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13 Tuesday Sep 2011
1. This brings poofy shoulders/sleeves to a whole new level. That’s probably where she hides her shanks. And lipgloss.
2. I don’t get these dresses. What’s with the short hemlines in the front? It looks like you need to vent your vag.
3. I guess this isn’t too bad. For a hooker. I feel sorry for her mother in law.
4.This is just wrong on so many levels.
5. Dude, she better be studying the FUCK out of her Farmer’s Almanac and PRAYING for a day that isnt windy.
6.This dress was also used in the Underground Railroad. True story.
7.This looks very cozy, and especially easy to walk in after 3 bottles of wine.
8.Is her wedding gown part of a mattress, or what is going on here? Also, her bridesmaids reminds me of Misty Mints. Mmm.
10. No comment. But if i did have one, it would involve a tampon and a vagina.
20 Monday Dec 2010
Posted Christmas, Crafts, Dustin, Family, Holidays, Lillienne, Photographs, The Second Year, wtf
inThe directions were wrong. When you first assemble the house, the box stated to “Hold in place for 10 minutes.” Obviously they meant an HOUR, because that’s how long it took after it caved in twice and chunks of the roof fell off and I had to prop it up with books. The pictures resemble nothing of what sits on my dining room table. It’s like a creepy, abandoned farmhouse with half the roof gone, with gumdrops. Its the Blair Witch Gingerbread House.
09 Thursday Dec 2010
Posted awesome!, Lillienne, Photographs, Probably Poor Parenting, The Second Year, wtf
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24 Wednesday Nov 2010
Posted Christmas, Lillienne, The Second Year
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This was Lillienne’s first year “decorating” the tree – AKA putting all the ornaments in one pile at the bottom of the tree.
She likes to go up close to the shiny balls and check out her distorted face.
And point to all the “NO-MAN!” decorations on the tree. (She obviously means snowman. S’s are Silly!)
Same goes for the “NO-FLAKES!” decorations.
Each morning she demands “Christmas tree, on!”, which of course means turn on the Christmas tree lights.
She hasn’t yet figured out she can eat the candy canes – more for me.
Yes, I know it’s still pretty early to decorate a Christmas tree. But Lillienne was super cranky one night last week, and we needed a very big, dramatic, entertaining and a Never Been Done Adventure! so we could all keep our sanity and make it to bedtime. IT WAS MAGICAL, PEOPLE.