At this point, I am sure we are failing at every aspect and going about everything in the wrong way in regards to trying to get Lillienne to sleep in her room, in her toddler bed.

I knew it would be difficult. I’ve watched Supernanny enough.

But do you know what they DON’T show on Supernanny? The almost two year old who is up until six am, simultaneously doing somersaults and freaking out in your bed while you try to finally get some sleep even though you’re getting steamrolled.

I was karate chopped in the neck by a 22 lb toddlers foot. Several times.

We need a bigger bed.