Oooh, look! It’s coming! Don’t blink or you’ll miss it!
The Baby Train.
Is it just me, or is the whole world pregnant again, or planning on having another baby again, and soon? Why is everyone in Facebook pregnant except for me? Did I miss something? Was there a memo that went out? I must’ve been in the closet with my Cheetos.
Reasons why I want another baby:
1. I love babies.
2. They smell good.
3. We make a good baby.
4. We both want another child.
Reasons it’s not right for us to have a baby at this point in our lives:
1. The waking up 6 times a night thing. Boo.
2. We’re living in a 2 bedroom apartment already packed to the N-U-T-S.
3. I’m having a hard time coming up with more reasons. Oh, wait!
4. More diapers. MORE. And potentially more shit cloths.