Yesterday I was flipping through gossips mags and looking online at bangs. I have had bangs before and disliked them, however yesterday after four cups of coffee and nothing on TV I decided I would like bangs again. And I’d also like to do them myself. This is something close to what I was going for:

And this is what I got:

Or something very similar. Here is NOT how cut your own bangs.
1. Do Not drink pot of coffee beforehand.
2. Do Not use household scissors that came with your kitchen knives set.
3. Do Not grab a chunk of hair and start cutting blindly upward at a severly sharp angle.
4. Do not take pictures. And make sure you have tons of hats. (I have tons of hats.)