WTF was with the fire alarms going off at six thirty am for half an hour? There was no fire, just EAR SHATTERING SIRENS for thiry minutes.
WTF was with Lillienne’s poop today? It was the color and texture of creamed corn.
WTF, why is my kitchen sink clogged to the nuts? And why is there black stuff coming out of it?
And WTF, my patio doors are FROZEN SOLID SHUT and now I’m supposed to not go out of my balcony until spring 2010???
WTF, why did I go out into the hallway wondering if there was a fire at 6:30am in my booty shorts and have a conversation with some english man?
“Fire?” “I don’t smell smoke.” “Hmmm.”

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